Right. So that's me back from international duty - time to catch up on all that's been happening while I've been away not paying too much attention to events concerning our beautiful game.
Let’s see.
Our clubs are out of Europe (well, not quite. Ah no - wait), Hearts have a new manager, Scotland are pretty much out of contention for the Euro's next year, Colin Calderwood is still somehow manager at bottom-of-the-table Hibs, and Aberdeen are doing their level best to justify building a new stadium next year that they couldnae fill based on our ongoing run of 'form'. Rangers continue to have problems with the taxman, Dundee United continue to cling on to their past (#lolquote "following consultation with McLean") and Henry McLeish (mind of him?) is just coming around to the fact that the only contribution his report has made is to the share prices of companies in the paper waste disposal trade.
So to summarise: I appreciate we're only six games in, but it doesn't look like I've missed much. Apart from Motherwell being second in the league and St Mirren seven thousand points above my beloved Aberdeen FC (fit the fuck is that ah aboot min?) everything seems to be the way it should be.